69. aˆ?Breaking upwards is much like knocking over a Coke maker. Your cant exercise in one push. Your gotta rock it back and forth a few times, right after which it is over.aˆ? Jerry Seinfeld
70. aˆ?Sometimes we ask yourself if both women and men really fit one another. Probably they need to stay across the street and just head to occasionally.aˆ? Katherine Hepburn
71. aˆ?Love are a flame. But whether it be planning warm the cardiovascular system or shed down home, you can never ever determine.aˆ? Joan Crawford
72. aˆ?just what women want: become treasured, to be paid attention to, is preferred, as trusted, to get required, become dependable, and quite often, only to feel conducted. Just what people need: seats to the World collection.aˆ? Dave Barry
73. aˆ?Can you envision a world without boys? Thered getting no crime, and caribbeancupid a lot of fat delighted female.aˆ? Nicole Hollander
76. aˆ?For every spectacular, wise, well-coiffed hot woman of forty plus, there clearly was a bald, paunchy relic in yellowish pants producing a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waiter.aˆ? Andy Rooney
78. aˆ?The distinction between a divorce and a legal separation is an appropriate separation gives a husband time for you to cover their revenue.aˆ?