http://chrissmari.org ...Now It's a Brilliant Mistake? Fri, 05 Feb 2010 07:34:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The person who posted the note was the last person I expected. He signed his note with his name and apartment and said please come knock on the door and discuss with me. I think I will do at some other point. I really thought it was the college ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1414 This morning, when I went to get my lunch from the delivery guy (this is why I'm fat) I noticed the sign below on the door. 1) I always put my trash out late I know it wasn't me. 2) Homeless people go through trash every night for cans ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1407 I know it's not my best work... but as far as riling people up. It's kinda funny. Even though demographically.. this was an easy target. PS THIS WAS GOOD MAKEUP NOT WET AND WILD!!11!!!1111 http://chrissmari.org/?p=1405 Look at that! There's culture, and music, and even some tourism PR!! You all didn't invent that for us!!! OMG! Can you believe it? Philadelphia was actually destination in 1976! This is like DECADES before yuppies invented Philadelphia. This video is kind of awesome. ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1398 A couple days ago someone made me a Latin Manhattan and it was tasty. I asked him what was in it and he told me 1:1:1 white rum, dry vermouth, sweet vermouth a splash of maraschino a dash of angostura bitters Last night, I tried this and it thought it ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1396 Obviously my subject line is full of hyperbole but there's something very End of Days about this breaking news alert I received this evening. Isn't there? Early detection means an early cure, right? So wtf? Breaking News Alert The New York Times Mon, November 16, 2009 -- ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1394 But I'm trying. It's the weird hours I keep that's hurting here. Anyway, today Super Mario Bros Wii comes out and I am waiting for 12 PM so I can ride my bike down to the store and buy my copy. I'm too cool for you; don't fight it. ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1392 That is all http://chrissmari.org/?p=1390 What What? This episode is on right now. thanks to The Recapist for the pic :P http://chrissmari.org/?p=1388 Tuesday is law and order svu from 6 am til 1 am the next day on USA. Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. FUNemployment? :( http://chrissmari.org/?p=1386 The worst part about trying to blog everyday is writing a waste of space entry like this one. The best part is that one is reminded that one's blog even exists. I really blame twitter and the instant gratification of saying something short and sweet for my horrendous ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1385 So I bought a new lock today and ran a couple errands. Namely, going to the post office and feeding my face. There are way too many cars around in Center City, and the fact that Walnut and Locust were closed for some fucking crane shit didn't help. ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1383 http://chrissmari.org/?p=1381 Two Mondays ago, I unlocked my bike from where it was parked and I couldn't get the key out of the lock. COTDAM! I rode home with my lock in my pocketbook AND I had to carry my bike up stairs and it's been in my kitchen (quite ... http://chrissmari.org/?p=1379 before Elmo ruined it with creepiness http://chrissmari.org/?p=1377